Far Cough
9:44 Fri Feb 26
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One eye or not, I still played football decently and played cricket even better
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Hammer and Pickle
9:40 Fri Feb 26
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Arf!
So says the one-eyed Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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Far Cough
9:36 Fri Feb 26
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Nursey, you're a spastic, don't worry, every team has one
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stoneman
9:28 Fri Feb 26
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Edge of the box, ball came to me chest high. I controlled it and as the ball dropped I volleyed it into the top right hand corner of the goal.
Danehill vs Maresfield 1995
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Son of Anarchy
9:16 Fri Feb 26
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every holes a goal nurse
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Nurse Ratched
9:15 Fri Feb 26
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I tried kicking a football. Once. I've seen it done by real footballers and wondered how hard it could be. Something went wrong and it trundled about two yards in total at a ninety degree angle to my shin.
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Pringle
9:11 Fri Feb 26
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Mmmmmm now let me think .........
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The Ghost of Braderz
7:30 Fri Feb 26
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I done a Maradonna past Paolo Maldini and nutmegged Gianluigi Buffon after coming off the bench for San Marino when I was 15 and three quarters. The goal also changed the match as we were 10-0 down at the time and managed to lose 10-1 in the end.
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HairyHammer
7:19 Fri Feb 26
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I once dribbled past 8 players did a cute pirouette and then scored with one of my testicles smashing it into the top corner from 15 yards out, the Goally was a finger tip away, great dive but he just could not get to it.
Then I woke up !
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stirlinghammer
7:03 Fri Feb 26
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scored 2 tony yeboah type goals from the edge of the box, sunday league, aged around 14/15...at half time, cunt officials at dagenham heathway called off the game as we were on the wrong pitch. my career ended that day and i then ended up in afghanistan.
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riosleftsock
6:03 Fri Feb 26
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I was playing in midfield in a school match and was trying to volley the ball wide to that cunt Peter Heeney (he was ginger) on the wing, completely mishit and it sailed into the top right corner from 30 yards.
Saw ATBOG hit a decent goal or two as well, slow as fuck but a decent left foot on him.
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-[Rasta]-
5:56 Fri Feb 26
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mine are normally tap in's but I get a decent one now and again, last years OH kick into the top corner of a 5aSide goal I'm still living off and still suffering for!!!!!!
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WHOicidal Maniac
5:40 Fri Feb 26
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Scored a hattrick in one match, the last goal was a 35 yd shot that dribbled over the line....and then the playtime bell went.
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BRANDED
5:10 Fri Feb 26
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I've scored a few own goals.
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Godwinson
4:04 Fri Feb 26
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Bish, was it as spectacular as Grant McCann's own goal at Blackburn in 2001?
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bish bash bosh
3:19 Fri Feb 26
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mine was an own goal if I'm allowed...their corner comes in and I smashed it in the top corner of our net from 6 yards - their players pat me on the head and the even the ref comes over and says cracking goal.
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Jasnik
3:13 Fri Feb 26
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Was this last year . Usually play left back but they decided to put me upfront as we are pretty crap in front of goal .
I raced onto a through ball into the area . The team screaming me to shoot, I was ferking about with the ball., i called it skill. The opposition defender came streaming in , I pulled the ball back and he went past me . So put the ball onto my left foot and curled it into top left hand corner past the keeper.
I could never do that again as usually I panic in front of goal and screw it up.
So after that they put me up front for the rest of the season . I didn't too as well after that .
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ted fenton
3:01 Fri Feb 26
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Don't suppose anyone will out do Pringle even if it was disallowed !
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Godwinson
2:46 Fri Feb 26
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My best goal was for our ex-pat team in Moscow. I'd been out drinking the night before and went to bed on my mate's sofa near Dynamo and got maybe 3 or 4 hours sleep.
I got the metro back home, had a shower and got my kit together, then got the metro all the way back to Dynamo, which is where we played.
I was playing left back. The winger threw the ball in from the left - I sprinted forward and hit it on the volley from about 25 yards with my right foot.
When I looked up, I saw it nestling in the back of the net with their captain (a complete arsehole) stumbling around in the goalmouth trying to work out what had happened.
That was the third goal in a 5-1 win and the final game of the season.
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monto
2:37 Fri Feb 26
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Volley from 6 yards out to complete my hat-trick in a final at terence mcmillan stadium.
Trophy, match ball and man of the match.
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Djr
2:34 Fri Feb 26
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Mine in fact came at Upton Park about a decade ago. Some of you may remember the much loved but often scorned upon Newham Recorder news hound 'Scoopy' the dog.
Dressed in the costume I shuffled forward, big padded feet poised to unleash a boyhood dream style 35 yarder into the top corner at the Bobby Moore end before running towards my adoring fans.
Sadly I scuffed my moment of glory and the ball barely trickled over the line off a post.
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